Political Corruption is Natural - Accept It

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By GA Anderson

Not only is political corruption natural - it's your fault

Political corruption is your fault. It's you mother and fathers fault. It's your mother and fathers mother and fathers fault... all the way back to the second caveman. He started it. So stop blaming the Democrats or Republicans, they're just doing what they were conditioned to do.

Before the first child was born, human corruption did not exist. But as soon as that child uttered its first cry - mom taught it what corruption was. She taught it about bribery and quid pro quo. So don't blame Congressman Jefferson for that cold cash in his freezer - it was his mother's fault.

From cradle to jail - political corruption is our fault
From cradle to jail - political corruption is our fault
Source: GA Anderson

Sound silly? Here's the explantion for political corruption

Before you declare this to be nonsense - not worth your time to read, consider this. From our very first awareness of a need - a cry of hunger, or desire - for attention, we are taught that to get something we usually have to give something. And for two parties to reach satisfaction of uncommon goals - one has to give in order to receive.

Mom wanted a few minutes of peace and quiet, but baby was having none of that - baby wanted some attention. Mom gives baby a pacifier - baby likes pacifier, hmm, ok, I'll be quiet. What just happened? Mom just taught baby about bribery, (the pacifier), and baby compromised their wants. (corruption)

Is that really corruption?

Not yet, because neither action was an unfair detriment to anyone. Nobody got something they shouldn't have, and no one was disadvantaged or deprived.

But the seed was planted.

Now the baby is a tot, four years old. It's a time of learning and interaction with the world. The tot has a real need for play and learning time with mom in order to develop their young mind, their language skills, and their physical abilities. Their little mind only feels this as a need for attention, so the clinging, crying, and whining start. But mom has had a rough morning, she just needs a little quiet time to regroup, so she offers the pacifier.

The tot remembers the pacifier, and although fours years is too old for a pacifier, and they really do want attention, - that pacifier is good, so the tot takes the pacifier and wanders off to sit alone and enjoy their bribe.

Is that corruption?

It's getting closer. The tot had a need, and was expressing a rightful action, but compromised and accepted the pacifier instead, because it tasted good.

From childhood to adulthood - the susceptibility to corruption grew

Fast forward through childhood to that first job in a position of responsibility...

Growing up was where the final die was struck, up until about the age of eight or nine. The mold was formed by then, parents would no longer have the initial character shaping influence of those early development years. So how did it turn out? Good kid - bad kid. Good - decisions - bad decisions. Strong sense of right or wrong, fuzzy comprehension, or just not enough character to stick to the hard road?

He's a young purchasing manager now, let's call him Bob, (or Bobbette, if that's your tilt), attending his first trade show. Slick Dick owns a company that sells products that Bob might buy for his company - so he makes sure a good time is had by all. Full glasses, sweet goodie gift bags, free food - and Bob leaves a satisfied camper, suitably impressed with his first foray into the business world.

Slick Dick calls the next day. Just chit-chat, how did he like the party, did he have a good time -stuff like that, and oh, by the way have you considered our new widget? It would be a good buy for your company. Well, Bob's company already had a good widget supplier, "Sorry to hear that", says Slick. "Say, having another little get together this weekend, can you make it?" "Sure," says Bob.

Three weeks later, Bob decides to give Slick Dick's widgets a try. No money or secret loot came his way, but still, he did already have a good widget supplier before Slick Dick came along.

Has he been corrupted?


Political corruption is the same, almost...

Put aside the weasel politician that got in for the graft, bribery, and corruption from the beginning, the people that voted him in got what they deserved for not paying attention.

But politician Bob...

As a freshman Congressman, his goals were lofty, and his character strong. Offer him a bribe and you might get a punch in the mouth. He had this fantastically beneficial bill that would help a lot of folks in his district, it was a good bill as all would agree. But as a freshman in the house, he needed the support and co-sponsorship of the senior guys, the Big Boys in the house.

No problem they said, glad to help you out, but we really need to get this solar energy funding bill through first, and we're a little short on votes, could you help us out?

Well, it was a bad bill, and Bob had already voted against it, but it was also a small-change bill. It wasn't for a huge sum, even if it was wasteful. And it wasn't going to hurt or deprive anyone, - hell it might even work out to be a good deal for the green energy movement, and his bill really, really was important to the people in his district. His bill would help put food in kid's bellies, and get them the medical help they needed, but their parents couldn't afford, -ok, I can vote for your bill. It's a small price to pay for a whole lot of good.

Is politician Bob corrupted?


Politician Bob is up for re-election...

It's going to be a tough race. He has a challenger backed by the opposing party machine, and a lot of Big Money connections. And it is not looking good. His fund raising is peanuts compared to the other guy. He might not make it, and he really had a lot more to do for his constituents.

Knock, knock. It's Slick Dick. His company has done really well, and they want to build a new manufacturing plant in Bob's district, but there's a slight problem with some zoning issues. Maybe Bob could make a call? By the way, Slick Dick also has some Big Money connections of his own, and he would be more than glad to host a little fund raiser for Bob, say... 100 folks at $1000 a head? Be my pleasure to help you out Bob.

Once again... Well, those zoning issues were legit. The new plant was a bad fit for the community, and would have a negative impact on the local resources. But Bob really could do a lot more for the folks in his district, if he could just stay in office. He made the call.

Is Bob corrupted now? Is he a "bought" politician?


Long Road to get to a politicle corruption point

That was a long road to take just to establish a point, The point being that humans are programmed to be susceptible to corruption from that very first acceptance of the pacifier.

But being susceptible isn't the same as succumbing to it. And there are degrees of corruption. There are several dictionary meanings for corruption, but perhaps the easiest to apply would be - "dishonest proceedings". Another good one would be "perversion of integrity". The next point being that a person that allows themselves to be corrupted has, without a doubt, forfeited any consideration of being considered honest, or of having integrity.

Of course, you may be thinking... Well duhh!

If so, is your only perception of a dishonest politician the ones like Jefferson, that took the cash and goodies? They're the ones that make the news, and draw the disdain of the public.

What about the vote traders? The "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours deals"?

Or the ones that sell their votes - like the list of - No, to Obamacare legislators - that changed their vote in exchange for other legislative goodies.

Remember Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu? Adamant No vote - until she got $300 million in Federal money for her state? Wait, that was wrong, she corrected it on national TV - don't have the exact quote, but it was something to the affect that it wasn't $300 million, it was $600 million - she wouldn't change her vote for a lousy $300 million!

But nobody called that corruption! It certainly does seem to fit the dishonest preedings description. And does it meet the standard of perversion of integrity? Sure looks that way.

Do you think politicians in situations like that reflect on their pacifier days as they ponder their decisions to do what they wouldn't otherwise do if there were no gain in it for them?

ps. of course you can slam this video because it's from Fox News - but that won't change the facts of the report.


GA Anderson aka Gus - he really is a real person!
GA Anderson aka Gus - he really is a real person!
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Political Corruption is Natural - Accept It Comments

claptona profile image

claptona Level 5 Commenter 6 months ago

Hi GA,

So, accept the political corruption as it stands?

This your solution to the problems - accept and think happy thoughts?

Maybe works for you and the "sheeple" masses of the USA who survive as couch potatoes.

Not for me thanks. Walked away and took my taxpayer dollars with me.

I will NOT pay to feed the beast that is robbing me of both dollars and freedoms.

Have fun with your happy thoughts and corrupt politicians.

Cheers,

John D. Wilson

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GA Anderson Hub Author 6 months ago

@ Claptona - glad to have your visit. I always welcome intelligent dialog, whether the commenter agrees with me or not. So thanks, and I hope you'll check out some of my other political articles too.

I also appreciate the obvious strength of your convictions...

John,

I am a little anxious about even posing this question, because I'm sure that you do - it's just that maybe one of us has misinterpreted the intent of the other.

But John, you have heard of satire haven't you?

GA

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claptona Level 5 Commenter 6 months ago

Hey GA,

Must have missed that portion of the article - the satirical part -------:o)

One of my problems with reading things on the internet - sometimes I miss the obvious.

With me, never fear about posting a response to my comments, if I didn't get it the first time, a nudge in the right direction is always welcome.

To your continued success!

Cheers,

John D. Wilson

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GA Anderson Hub Author 6 months ago

@claptona - Glad to see you back.

Let me stoke the fire a little higher - even though the article was intentionally satirical, and of course I do not believe political corruption is something to just accept.

but... I also was stating what I truly believed when I spoke of the pacifier example - and the part about parental influence in the building and shaping of a child's character becoming almost ineffectual beyond the age of 8 or 9. So if parents haven't instilled the concepts of honesty and integrity by then - it's too late, they'll have to trust other character influences after that.

I believe it is very very easy for a good man to become corrupted - without ever believing he was involved in any dishonest proceedings - until it was too late.

But those are the exceptions, not the rule. The dishonest SOB's that have their hand out and eyes wide open are the targets we need to reach.

Accept it - no way, fight it tooth and nail with no quarter given.

GA

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Credence2 Level 7 Commenter 6 months ago

Great article, GA. Your point is well taken, corruption goes with politics like franks and beans. There may not be a great deal that I could do about the horse-trading regarding proposed bills and the lining up of allies, but as Sheriff Bufford Pusser said in the film "Standing Tall", "you get caught taking a bribe and I will knock your head off".

I have always supported campaign finance reform in the face of muct opposition. I don't believe that we can ferret corruption out from our institutions in a perfect way. But it is and must remain an never ending task for the people, so that legislators don't get the idea that they are free to operate without any restraint in this matter. While there may very well not be any police watching, I stay under the speed limit for fear of the penalty, if I am caught.

The pacifier for these guys are my tax dollars, something of value that is not theirs to give.

Corruption makes the legislative body less representative of the man in the street who puts them there, promoting plutocracy. That is where it leads and this is why we have to keep the heat on. Cred2

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GA Anderson Hub Author 6 months ago

@Cred2 - Welcome, thanks for the visit, glad you stopped by

You are right, we can never hope to totally eliminate political corruption, it's in the genes.

It doesn't matter if you are talking about computers, medicines, military cyphers, or political rules and laws - if one man can create it, another will be able to figure it out and defeat or circumvent it.

Of course that doesn't mean we should not try. And at least we can really hammer the ones that are so arrogant that they rub our faces in it.

I don't think I'm stupid, and even if I were, it still pisses me off when these politicians do things so obvious, that the only possible conclusion is that they think we are too stupid to catch on or do anything about it.

Those are the ones I want first!

I wish campaign reform were an option, but at the risk of using an old cliche... "it's like hiring the fox to guard the hen house."

Ideally, our elected offices should be forced to live and act by a set of ethical conduct and financial disclosure rules created by a committee of smart and intelligent citizens from West Podunk, or some other place that's about as far away from Washington as you can get.

Thanks for the good comment, but we better be careful. If we start agreeing on too much, folks might get suspicious.

GA

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claptona Level 5 Commenter 6 months ago

GA - Could not agree with you more!

Keep up the satirical work, and if I miss it again, give me a nudge!

Cheers,

John D. Wilson

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